Monday
7/20/09



There’s a new epidemic out there in the land of MySpace/Facebook.  It’s called SHOWGIRLS-ITIS. And it involves the homosexual population’s strange obsession with strippers.  More specifically with the apparatus known as the stripper pole.  High on life and drunk on alcohol, young and old men alike troll the streets for objects that look like stripper poles.  Once they fix their sites on one, there’s no stopping them.
But the time has come for us to work together and wipeout SHOWGIRLS-ITIS once and for all.
We can, will, and must do better.  If not for us, then for the children…and the inanimate objects that get molested on a nightly basis.

There’s a new epidemic out there in the land of MySpace/Facebook.  It’s called SHOWGIRLS-ITIS. And it involves the homosexual population’s strange obsession with strippers.  More specifically with the apparatus known as the stripper pole.  High on life and drunk on alcohol, young and old men alike troll the streets for objects that look like stripper poles.  Once they fix their sites on one, there’s no stopping them.

But the time has come for us to work together and wipeout SHOWGIRLS-ITIS once and for all.

We can, will, and must do better.  If not for us, then for the children…and the inanimate objects that get molested on a nightly basis.